20. You remember dial telephones, five-digit telephone numbers, and party lines—telephone party lines, not political party lines.
19. You remember watching The Lone Ranger, Howdy Doody, the original Mickey Mouse Club, Johnny Carson, and Steve Allen on a black and white television—although you were probably too young to understand the jokes Carson and Allen were telling.
18. You remember when almost everyone’s mom was a homemaker and dad was the breadwinner.
17. You remember the excitement of the Sears Catalog—especially the Christmas edition.
16. You remember when people paid cash for everything and to pay for Christmas presents in December people opened Christmas Club accounts the January before.
15. You remember when the only television stations you could get were the three local affiliates for NBC, ABC, and CBS. That, of course was long ago, when there was news, investigative reporting, and locally-produced programming on television.
14. You remember the British “invaded” the US—musically, that is—and all music was on vinyl.
13. You remember the draft and the prime time ritual of pulling military draft numbers from a rotating bin, as if it were a macabre, life-and-death lottery (which it was).
12. You remember the days that President John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and the Kent State students were shot.
11. You remember watching the Senate Watergate hearings live on television and watching President Nixon leave the White House after his resignation.
10. You or someone close to you served in Vietnam, protested against the Vietnam War, or moved to Canada to avoid the draft.
9. You have at least dabbled in Eastern religions, meditation, yoga, tai chi, alternative medicine, vegetarianism, controlled substances, and/or composting.
8. You own a copy of the Tao te Ch’ing, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, Diet for a Small Planet, or anything by Carlos Casteneda.
7. You remember when everyone smoked cigarettes everywhere, and LSD was legal.
6. You learned to type on a manual typewriter.
5. You remember AM transistor radios were a miracle of technology, computers filled entire rooms, and data entry was done on key-punch machines.
4. You remember when abortion was illegal, and the birth control pill had not been invented.
3. You remember the sexual revolution before AIDS, HIV, and herpes.
2. You own something tie-dyed and wore it to a Woodstock 40th anniversary party.
1. Regardless of your gender, you have an old photo of yourself with shoulder-length hair, a beaded necklace, hairy armpits, and no bra.
We’ve come a long way, baby…